So much trashtasticness has happened in the past four months of this lonely exile from the Internets for me. The most impactful was the death of my first boyfriend and the architect of the soundtrack of my childhood. Michael Joseph Jackson. May he rest in peace. But what a train wreck. As much as I loved him, you know...I do believe in mercy killings/euthanasia (especially for myself). So like, not that I'm not mad as hell at Dr. Conrad Murray and every other enabling person in MJ's tragic life, I can't imagine how he wouldn't have sullied his legacy and made an even bigger mockery of himself with that series of concerts. Throughout it all no one ever challenged his dominance as a performer. That London gig would have been a lot worse than when Jordan went and played baseball. Anyway, RIP MJ, I love you forever.
What else has been a hot mess? Let's bring it to the present. It may take several entries to go through all that's happened. I'm going to consult my favorite blogs out there to refreshen my memory. But in the moment I am salivating waiting to see tomorrow's episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Sheree done lost her crib and brought the Cleveland out. Did you see her fighting with that queeny party planner? And I can't wait to see her snatch that crazy wig off Kim's head tomorrow. So I have a new tv, it's HD...and now I can see how awful Kim's wig is. I am shocked and appalled frankly. Who knew? I mean, since most fake hair is either Caucasoid or Asian in origin you'd think a white girl would be able to get a better match for texture and what not. I expect that kind of travesty atop a chickenhead from the hood. Oh but wait...that's what Kim is. Because really who else rides the Bentley to Target? Anything more than a Mercedes in that parking lot is overkill.
I guess Kim is performing in line with expectations, as is Sheree. Some people thought Sheree had some class because umm....she said so. But having a few bourgeois credentials (by association, not personally) myself, I could tell from her "ax" rather than "ask" etc, that she was from the hood and straight frontin. Perhaps she should consider anger management? And some diction classes. Homegirl would not cut it in the Inkwell. Ha! And boo hiss on Lisa and Ed with respect to their foreclosure. It's not the first time flossy "good" hair good girl Lisa from the hood of Englewood has gone belly up...she's filed for bankruptcy before. Will save more comments for after tomorrow's episode though, it's getting late here in the Big Apple and I need to get my blogging stamina built back up.
Anyway it's good to be back. I'm gonna ease in and hope you start reading and commenting again too. And stay tuned for some of my adventures while I was away which include international travel on some Coming to America-ness and a weekend in Vegas that I may not be able to say much about...ok maybe just a lil bit. ;-)
Girl, you are a mess!!! Haaaaa!!! Ok, so I guess I'm not in the loop on some things. So are they saying MJ's death was a mercy killing Dr. Kavorkian style? OMG! And Lisa and Ed's house went into foreclosure? As my girl, Wendy Williams would say, "A mess." I am thrilled you are back. I hope you stay this time. I need the humor in my life, for real.
ReplyDeleteHey! I don't think it was a mercy killing and I haven't read that. I was speaking more figuratively. I hope they fry Dr. Murray and others like him who enable addicts. They're supposed to know better.
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